The other night....
Courtney: Man, I'm hungry.
Nathan: Let's eat something.
C: I already brushed my teeth.
N: So, let's get something anyway.
C: ...no, cause I'm fat. *pokes thigh to make it shake*
N: That's okay, we're about to get thin. (implied in tone: whether we like it or not because college is expensive and we're dwindling down our savings.)
C: You're supposed to say "You're not fat."
Laughter ensued, but you'd better believe I'm storing this in my back pocket to bust out in a future argument.
Not really. maybe.
Happy Memorial Day weekend, folks!
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